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« Data: September 25th, 2026, 7:29pm » |   |
Moyo telo khram a prikhozhani eto blinyyyyyyyy! | |  Skryt |
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« Soobshchenie #1 Data: September 25th, 2026, 7:30pm » | |
Dlya domashnego zverya lyudi kak bogi. Tolko kot ateist, po-moemu. | | Skryt |
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« Soobshchenie #2 Data: September 25th, 2026, 7:30pm » | |
Govoryat, chto koshki i dressirovka nesovmestimy. Eto nepravda. Moy kot vydressiroval menya za dva dnya. | | Skryt |
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« Soobshchenie #3 Data: September 25th, 2026, 7:31pm » | |
Dve soroki smotryat v nebo, kak tam pronositsya reaktivnyy samolyot.Odna sprashivaet druguyu:— Slushay, a pochemu eta ptitsa nesetsya tak bystro?Vtoraya otvechaet:— Interesno, a kak by ty poletela, esli by u tebya vot tak zhe zagorelsya khvost? | | Skryt |
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« Soobshchenie #4 Data: September 25th, 2026, 7:31pm » | |
Zyat prosit tyoshchu: - Plyunte vot syuda vot v etu sklyanku. Prosba ne stesnyaetsya-da, no zachem mne v banochku plevatsya?;-da u menya sluchilas erunda :;Vchera upal ,i doktor mne togda <br>;Velel zmeinym yadom natiratsya | | « Poslednee izmenenie: September 25th, 2026, 7:33pm ot Dani » | Skryt |
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« Soobshchenie #5 Data: September 25th, 2026, 7:33pm » | |
Mama, a esli chervyaka razrezat, to ego polovinki budut druzhit? <br>— S toboy — net. | | Skryt |
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« Soobshchenie #6 Data: September 25th, 2026, 7:34pm » | |
poshel muzhik nabrat chervey na rybalku,nabral i smotrit—odin chervyak malenkiy takoy,chto on reshil ego poka u sebya ostavit,otkormit.Cherez god poshel na rybalku s etim otkormlennym chervem, nasadil ego na kryuchok,zakinul udachku v prorub,gde—to minut cherez dve vynyrivaet chervyak s dvumya leshchyami v zubakh i govorit— Petrovich,oni mogli menya sest! | | « Poslednee izmenenie: September 25th, 2026, 7:36pm ot Dani » | Skryt |
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« Soobshchenie #7 Data: September 25th, 2026, 7:36pm » | |
Mama, a esli chervyaka razrezat, to ego polovinki budut druzhit? — S toboy — net. | | Skryt |
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« Soobshchenie #8 Data: September 26th, 2026, 10:05am » | |
Eshchyo shutok | | Skryt |
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« Soobshchenie #9 Data: September 26th, 2026, 11:11am » | |
Znaete, ya v 18 let khotel devushku, chtoby zabotitsya o ney, balovat ee, vmeste igrat vo chto-nibud, lyubit i chtoby ona menya lyubila v otvet.<br>Spustya paru let otnosheniy ya ponyal, chto, okazyvaetsya, khotel ne devushku, a sobaku. | | Skryt |
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« Soobshchenie #10 Data: September 26th, 2026, 11:12am » | |
— Mama, davay vozmem sebe sobaku.<br>— Net, ne vozmem, u papy na sobak allergiya, emu ot nikh plokho.<br>— Pape i ot alkogolya plokho, no ty zhe spirtnoe beresh! | | Skryt |
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